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   18/04/2008, 20:29
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I like quotations - got any favourites to share? How about...

"Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket - and do not merely pull it out and strike it, merely to show that you have one." -  Earl of Chesterfield.

(I think it is about big heads!) (And the 'merely's are his - not mine!)


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   18/04/2008, 20:40
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"Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

 

 

 

Winston Churchill.


"Life is Short - Forgive Quickly - Love Truly - Laugh Uncontrollably"
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   18/04/2008, 20:41
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"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.".......John Lennon
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   18/04/2008, 21:34
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Mohandas K. Gandhi
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.


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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

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   18/04/2008, 21:52
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Why do women need men? because vib.......... dont mow the lawn
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   19/04/2008, 7:23
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egger - ouch!

"Getting married is like going out for dinner. You pick what you want, then when you see what your mate has got, you want some of that as well..."


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   19/04/2008, 8:11
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Life may not be all the party you'd hoped for, but while you're here you might as well dance ...
If you look like your passport picture, then you probably need the holiday.
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   19/04/2008, 8:38
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I couldnt resist another Churchill quote.....

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: " Winston, if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison."
Churchill's reply: " Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it."

I can't see our Gordon coming out with something like that Big Smile [:D]

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   19/04/2008, 9:06
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It's interesting how some people have the knack isn't it ?
I like this one also from Philip Chesterfield -

I wish to God that you had as much pleasure in following my advice, as I have in giving it to you.

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