My real name is not Miki but ErnieY. I acknowledge that identity theft is a capital crime and have voluntarily agreed (to the CRS) that I will spend 10 years in the Foreign legion for imitating Miki and stealing his identity. The CRS Chief then signed the decree for ErnieY to be shipped out to Outer Mongolia.
Later that day ....
..as if...
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