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01/05/2008, 16:11 just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 383 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! was no longer feeling depressed, Claude the swarthy young blacksmith had said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If it ever happens, just pull the plug.' She had got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out his wine, there was only one thing left for him to do now . . . the real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, and blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday    Report

01/05/2008, 16:54 Frenchie Joined on 31/05/2007 Niort, 2 Sèvres,79 Posts 4,677 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! tell her on bended knees " please forgive me ; I was a fool .............. I believe in miracles ..........    Report

01/05/2008, 19:17 Compo Joined on 23/08/2004 Posts 731 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! .... But she would hear none of it. Waving a kitchen knife in the air, she shouted, "Did you not realise I was married before? Would it bother you if I told you my name used to be Lorraine Bobbit?" Suddenly he regretted being on the floor in front of her.......    Report

12/05/2008, 10:50 Thebiga Joined on 23/08/2004 loire atlantique Posts 84 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ...And with a quick 'Swish' of the knife it was gone forever. He got up looked in the mirror and realised that he now looked a little like someone called 'Vincent' that used to paint sunflowers...    Report

18/05/2008, 15:12 cowoman Joined on 08/04/2007 Posts 314 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! Lorraine had fainted at the sight of the blood bellowing from poor Claudes body.But on coming round was in a state of shock and remorse.She had trained as a nurse in a previous life and her first reaction was to lay poor Claude in the recovery position.She searched in her first aid box that was tacked on the bathroom wall.The only plaster that she could find was a small corn plaster.She wondered if this would fit and decided that it might now that she had performed some swift reducing surgery.As she took the backing off the plaster she looked at poor Claudes face and.................    Report

18/05/2008, 16:55 just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 383 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! he said, ''I really think you should sit on the naughty step, Mais bon sang! you had a lovely day but you've spoilt everything. I shan't let you play with that again believe me, and you'll be the one who'll miss it most! just who will ever let you play with them again? you have some serious issues you must address young lady! Delicately Claude positioned a pad from Lorraines handbag, as he had seen her do on more occasions than he cared to remember, collected his personal posessions and with as much imperturbabilité as he could muster, got a lovely nursey at A&E to sew it back on for him; afterwards she made him a nice cup of thé. He thought tonight he would go straight to the bar without calling on Lorraine, just to make it clear to her how cross she had made him, he got up to leave and nursey said . . . the real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, and blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday    Report

18/05/2008, 17:54 cowoman Joined on 08/04/2007 Posts 314 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! "that thing will not heal overnight.Why dont I move in with you to nurse it back into shape".Claude didn't realise that it would need some hands on work and the nurse seemed soo dedicated and good at her job.He thought he had nothing to lose so he    Report

18/05/2008, 18:09 britgirl Joined on 10/01/2008 29 Finestere Posts 50 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! 'You must always look after your extremities! To have an extra appendage is not good. It may make you even more deaf. Remember that salt water... '    Report

18/05/2008, 19:06 cowoman Joined on 08/04/2007 Posts 314 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! is a good healer  but make sure you dont over do the daily salt washes because it can dry things up it could dry it up sooo much it might even shrivle  up....or worse drop off. Claude was horrified just when he thought  all his troubles were behind him,His life was turning into a disaster area and he watched in astonisment as he realised he had no control over his..............    Report

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