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15/03/2008, 9:35 Mel Joined on 23/08/2004 Norwich - Home of Archant Posts 720 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ......cook for me, treat me like a princess, shower me with gifts, and, whenever I demand it, give me a good..........    Report

15/03/2008, 17:33 cowoman Joined on 08/04/2007 WR9 and 87 Posts 232 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! nights sleep,without interuption.Just the thought of this made her very.........    Report

15/03/2008, 18:55 Mel Joined on 23/08/2004 Norwich - Home of Archant Posts 720 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ......tired, so she went to bed. The next morning, she was awoken by a ***-a-doodle-do, she opened the window and pushed back the volets, allowing the sun to stream in. Amazingly, as she looked down from her bedroom in the grenier, ............................... (Oops! Sorry! Perhaps it was a chicken-a-doodle-do  )    Report

16/03/2008, 8:57 oliveau Joined on 09/03/2007 Indre et Loire/Indre borders Posts 182 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ....she saw that standing in her garden was none other than Gaston Guillemot, her childhood sweetheart, holding in one hand a big red ***, and in the other a.................    Report

17/03/2008, 22:23 now just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 370 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! little red hen, across in the champ a bull was about to Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.    Report

18/03/2008, 8:06 Mel Joined on 23/08/2004 Norwich - Home of Archant Posts 720 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! .....start on his day's chores. Snorting, and walking with an arrogant air, he looked amongst his concubines for his favourite, Delphine. When he saw her, he was immediately concerned at the way she looked today       . Surely not? Had she fallen victim to the maladie-anglaise? Just then, the farmer pulled open the gate and.......................    Report

18/03/2008, 12:35 Frenchie Joined on 31/05/2007 2 Sèvres,79 Posts 3,617 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! shouted " Marguerite...!!!! ".... He had noticed his favourite cow was in the corner of the field , and she was .............   (  PS Mel, I loved your  smiley .. ) Happy    Report

18/03/2008, 16:18 oliveau Joined on 09/03/2007 Indre et Loire/Indre borders Posts 182 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ...dancing the tango with the little fat gendarme. Gaston showed Yvette what was in his other hand, crying, "Ma cherie, I 'ave just returned from Angleterre and I 'ave a bouteille of Natchbull's Leg Trembler 8% which should make you........    Report

19/03/2008, 13:10 now just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 370 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! go weak at the knees'', Beer is just to enable ugly people to have sex she said, I prefer red red wine, thank you, anyway I have just seen a man who told me he ''was disgeezed as a poloceman so he am oble to move aboot with complate frodom'' what did he mean dahlink?    Report

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