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13/03/2008, 10:45 Compo Joined on 23/08/2004 Posts 731 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! .......all the parts of her anatomy that the rest of us take for granted! "I hope you are not insinuating I am a woman of loose morals?" she exclaimed when reading this post,            "You keep your hands on your own anatomy and off mine!" With that, and her face looking like thunder, she grabbed a ...............................    Report

13/03/2008, 16:55 oliveau Joined on 09/03/2007 Indre et Loire/Indre borders Posts 182 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ....Waitrose Melton Mowbray pork pie which was lying abandoned in the gutter and tossed it through the Mairie window - fortunately open at the time - while screaming "..............    Report

13/03/2008, 17:03 Geordie girl Joined on 15/09/2007 Dept 50 Posts 931 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! .............obscenities at a passing dog who had decided to use her handbag,which she had laid on the ground in order to throw the pie, as a toilet. Feeling as angry as a mad horse she turned .......... geordiegirl    Report

13/03/2008, 17:11 Pads Joined on 24/05/2006 Cornwall/ Montage Noir Posts 3,246 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! a nice shade of puce and marched off in the direction of ............. Dirty Tom =^..^= Where ever I lay my paw thats my home    Report

14/03/2008, 8:59 oliveau Joined on 09/03/2007 Indre et Loire/Indre borders Posts 182 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! .........Stade de France, where Condom were playing Nice in the National Tiddley-Winks final. Meanwhile, Yvette Camembert was off to the livestock market because Mlle Roture, the milliner, had suggested the purchase of a a rabbit to satisfy her urges.......    Report

14/03/2008, 18:45 Cathy Joined on 07/03/2006 Mostly near Bordeaux; Sometimes near Bristol Posts 1,860 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! Sadly there were no goats to be found so she decided to .... Cathy ----- Your children won't remember you ironing their pyjamas but they will remember you reading them a bedside story.    Report

14/03/2008, 19:13 Frenchie Joined on 31/05/2007 2 Sèvres,79 Posts 4,117 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! buy an inflatable one ! But Mr chevalier, whom she met, told her ..... Happy    Report

14/03/2008, 19:39 Compo Joined on 23/08/2004 Posts 731 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! "You must be very careful with those inflatable things, (hilarious naughty joke omitted at this point) quite often when you least expect it, they...........    Report

15/03/2008, 7:51 oliveau Joined on 09/03/2007 Indre et Loire/Indre borders Posts 182 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ......let you down, or to be more exact they let themselves down, Heh Heh!" Yvette stamped her foot in petulance, " You stupid old man, if I have something inflatable it will get stuck half way up my chimney. What I really need is something that will.........    Report

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