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09/04/2008, 22:11 Mel Joined on 23/08/2004 Norwich - Home of Archant Posts 713 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ....... from giving a free demonstration...          But as she did so, all the folk who had been watching remembered that another spectacle was passing by at that very moment...         and everybody flocked outside to see ............    Report

09/04/2008, 22:33 Cathy Joined on 07/03/2006 Mostly near Bordeaux; Sometimes near Bristol Posts 1,688 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! La Tour de France, with Lance Dooda (he who was a naughty boy) heaving his rippling thighs up the Pyrenees.  Until that is, Monsieur and Madame Mercier, with their two children, Marie and Pierre, and their six year old Pyrenean mountain dog with bad breath, came hurtling down the pass, having spent a day in Spain.  "Oh" exclaimed Mme Mercier, "those thighs remind me of.... Cathy ----- Your children won't remember you ironing their pyjamas but they will remember you reading them a bedside story.    Report

09/04/2008, 22:54 cowoman Joined on 08/04/2007 WR9 and 87 Posts 230 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! My old boyfriend Charles ,He had the biggest.....    Report

10/04/2008, 8:27 Mel Joined on 23/08/2004 Norwich - Home of Archant Posts 713 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! ...... ones I had ever seen. Well, that was until I met Mel from the Living France forum.     Now he ........      Report

10/04/2008, 10:51 now just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 369 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! of course is petite compared to John and without the upperbody strength and confidence to match . . . big bad John . . .    Report

10/04/2008, 12:59 cowoman Joined on 08/04/2007 WR9 and 87 Posts 230 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going!  was very modest too considering his age.It was a well known fact that he had been around the block a few times but he wore his experiences well! Suddenly there was a huge skidding noise and one by one the cyclists skidded off there bikes into the path of Mme Mercier.Lance Dooder was injured,and needed urgent attention.He lay on the floor motionless except for his thunder thighs that were  twitching uncontrollably.His shorts were in tatters  and were showing more than his mother would have liked him to be showing.If she had been there, then she would of thrown her entire body over his to cover up his misdemeaner .Mme Mercier looked at her husband  for guidance but he usually fainted at the sight of.........    Report

10/04/2008, 14:06 now just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 369 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! her lying prostrate, without hesitating she threw her entire body over lance, she had heard John say you're only as old as the woman you feel, sauce for the jars was good enough for her. . . ooops!    Report

10/04/2008, 16:36 britgirl Joined on 10/01/2008 29 Finestere Posts 44 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! Her eyes glazed over and she licked her lips in anticipation. Then she frowned. What is the best sauce for roast goose?...........    Report

11/04/2008, 12:23 now just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 369 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! By this time Lance had come too, rolled on to his side, leapt to his feet, and said 'keep it simple with juniper sauce and apple and lemon puree Nigel Slater, Now, where was I, I remember, my bike . . .    Report

11/04/2008, 12:30 Cathy Joined on 07/03/2006 Mostly near Bordeaux; Sometimes near Bristol Posts 1,688 Re: Let's see how long we can keep this thread going! .... on the Tour de France in the Pyrenees, wearing a yellow jumper but not for long because he was no longer the leader of the pack .  John jumped on his Claude Butler bike bought from Overbury's Bike Shop in Ashley Down and rode off to ... Cathy ----- Your children won't remember you ironing their pyjamas but they will remember you reading them a bedside story.    Report

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