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   20/04/2008, 23:04
Christine Animal is not online. Last active: 30/06/2008 12:28:36 Christine Animal



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Groucho Marx, one of my favourites !  Here's another of his just for Wooly (I'll only quote it once though)

"Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana."

 


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   21/04/2008, 13:28
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What the f*** was that?

 

Mayor of Hiroshima, 6th August 1945.

 

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   21/04/2008, 14:21
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"I remember when s*x was safe and motor racing was dangerous."  Jacques Villeneuve.
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   21/04/2008, 14:38
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Whether you're rich or whether you're poor, it's always nice to have money.

Sophie Tucker


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   21/04/2008, 16:29
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"if she is not good enough for the rest of the boys in the village she is not good enough for my son!"

My late mother (who had a great sense of humour) when I  proudly told her that I had finally found a decent girl.


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   21/04/2008, 17:28
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My late Mum, who liked to use new expressions and keep up to the minute, but was sadly, a bit of a Mrs Malaprop.

On looking at someone's new five door car:

"Oh! I see you have one of those new snatchbacks!"

 


"Yes, but that apart, Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"

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   21/04/2008, 18:03
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
"Life is Short - Forgive Quickly - Love Truly - Laugh Uncontrollably........ and get yourself an Apple Mac".




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   21/04/2008, 19:07
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"infamy infamy they've all got it in for me" Kenneth Williams
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   21/04/2008, 23:34
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Sometimes i get this crazy dream that i just take off in my car.
But you can travel on ten thousand miles, and still stay where you are. - Harry Chapin


 


the real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, and blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday
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