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30/04/2008, 11:44 Bugbear Joined on 15/11/2006 Vienne (86) Posts 3,525 One for the Girls............................ An everyday tale........... A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?'..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!' Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.      "Life is Short - Forgive Quickly - Love Truly - Laugh Uncontrollably"    Report

30/04/2008, 12:18 now just john Joined on 28/04/2005 Montignac le coq Posts 370 Re: One for the Girls............................ I believe you like living on the edge BB; and I believe you should do something everyday that scares you,  so working up to dangerous . . . . . one joke begets another, here's mine One day, during lessons on grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mummy planned a beautiful dinner and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little JOHNNY. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just ******* beautiful!'"     Report

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