Favourite quotations...

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Favourite quotations...

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Compo 18/04/2008, 20:29

I like quotations - got any favourites to share? How about...

"Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket - and do not merely pull it out and strike it, merely to show that you have one." -  Earl of Chesterfield.

(I think it is about big heads!) (And the 'merely's are his - not mine!)

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Bugbear 18/04/2008, 20:40

"Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

 

Winston Churchill.

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"Life is Short - Forgive Quickly - Love Truly - Laugh Uncontrollably"

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krusty 18/04/2008, 20:41
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.".......John Lennon

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Christine Animal 18/04/2008, 21:34

Mohandas K. Gandhi
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

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egger 18/04/2008, 21:52
Why do women need men? because vib.......... dont mow the lawn

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Compo 19/04/2008, 7:23

egger - ouch!

"Getting married is like going out for dinner. You pick what you want, then when you see what your mate has got, you want some of that as well..."

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nectarine 19/04/2008, 8:11
Life may not be all the party you'd hoped for, but while you're here you might as well dance ...

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If you look like your passport picture, then you probably need the holiday.

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DerekJ 19/04/2008, 8:38
I couldnt resist another Churchill quote.....

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: " Winston, if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison."
Churchill's reply: " Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it."

I can't see our Gordon coming out with something like that

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Derek

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Hoddy 19/04/2008, 9:06
It's interesting how some people have the knack isn't it ?
I like this one also from Philip Chesterfield -

I wish to God that you had as much pleasure in following my advice, as I have in giving it to you.

Hoddy

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