Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his Willy, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Tom.
Poor Tom.
As she danced his bell rang so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground to where it lay to rest about 4 metres in front of them. Embarrassed, Tom quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and ashe bent over to pick it up................... all the other bells started ringing!
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