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   24/04/2008, 13:33
Albert the InfoGipsy is not online. Last active: 15/08/2008 09:58:25 Albert the InfoGipsy



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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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   24/04/2008, 14:12
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The future isn't what it used to be either.  Big Smile [:D]

 


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   24/04/2008, 16:34
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Here's one that could have been used a few  months ago;

 

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun !

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   24/04/2008, 18:20
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"It's the first drop that ruins you, the rest does you no harm at all"

The late Michael O'Flaherty of Pluckerstown, County Kildare.


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   24/04/2008, 18:37
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I went to view a Siamese cat for sale in Anascaul last week, and Mrs Lynch (the seller of the Siamese cats) was showing me her photos of previous cats she had sold over the last few years when her husband stormed in and said "would you lend me 50 euros you owl whore" I politely replied "I need me few quid to buy the cat off of your woman"  He then asked his wife, well she pulled up her dress and said "would you ever kiss that for an hour" The lad was raging and stormed out of the house cursing like a banshee. I wonder why they just can't say "no" instead of these terrible vulgar sayings?


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   25/04/2008, 21:12
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The last words of Brillat-Savarin's aunt Pierrette who, after a long life devoted to the pleasures of the table, exclaimed:

I think that I am dying - bring in the dessert immediately!

must surely be among the greats. 

And the addendum of B-S's brother:

… but she took coffee in another world.



It's good, provided it lasts…
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   25/04/2008, 22:02
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 Gengulphus wrote:
I think that I am dying - bring in the dessert immediately!

Big Smile [:D]Big Smile [:D]

 FurryKnickers wrote:
 ...I wonder why they just can't say "no" instead of these terrible vulgar sayings?

"Let them call me Rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, where I to make an owl whore of my soul".   

Apologies to Thomas Paine.Smile [:)]

 


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   25/04/2008, 22:37
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“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster. ”   Isaac Asimov


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   01/05/2008, 13:03
Christine Animal is not online. Last active: 30/06/2008 12:28:36 Christine Animal



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'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'

 


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