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14/05/2008, 18:56 Bugbear Joined on 15/11/2006 Vienne (86) Posts 3,518 Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor.... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, post it on the forum.  The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdl e 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.  Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. "Life is Short - Forgive Quickly - Love Truly - Laugh Uncontrollably"    Report

14/05/2008, 18:58 Russethouse Joined on 23/08/2004 Forum Moderator Posts 9,508 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants Dinky Bubblelips www.quimperclub.org 99    Report

14/05/2008, 19:28 Keni Joined on 23/08/2004 Haute Vienne/Worcs Posts 159 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants hello from Dorfus Battydoodle Keni & Chris    Report

14/05/2008, 19:52 Jacqui Too Joined on 23/08/2004 Shropshire / Dordogne 24 Posts 616 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants And me Goober Pickle-Butt Jackie At least with a spell-checker I can appear somewhat educated!    Report

14/05/2008, 20:20 DZ Joined on 23/09/2005 London/Languedoc Roussillon Posts 261 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants Best regards from Sloppy Dippinhead!    Report

14/05/2008, 20:27 Mme poivre Joined on 08/05/2007 Oxfordshire/Vendee Posts 172 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants Hello from Cheesey Chucklefanny    Report

14/05/2008, 20:36 Cathy Joined on 07/03/2006 Mostly near Bordeaux; Sometimes near Bristol Posts 1,688 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants Using my maiden name: Tootsie Chicken-Dippin. Cathy ----- Your children won't remember you ironing their pyjamas but they will remember you reading them a bedside story.    Report

14/05/2008, 20:37 Cathy Joined on 07/03/2006 Mostly near Bordeaux; Sometimes near Bristol Posts 1,688 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants  Mme poivre wrote: Hello from Cheesey Chucklefanny Madame P - At least it isn't Cheesey LickinFanny !!  Cathy ----- Your children won't remember you ironing their pyjamas but they will remember you reading them a bedside story.    Report

14/05/2008, 20:47 Clair Joined on 23/08/2004 ------- Forum Moderator ------- Lot Posts 6,275 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants or Greasy Barffybreath... (not my name ) Clair, a Real Virtual French Person La vérité est si obscurcie en ce temps et le mensonge si établi, qu'à moins d'aimer la vérité, on ne saurait la reconnaître. (Blaise Pascal)    Report

14/05/2008, 20:51 Weedon Joined on 23/08/2004 Laval (53) Posts 1,136 Re: Hello from Dorfus Rhino-pants Using my deepest voice. A big mwah mwah from Tootsie Wafflelips    Report

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