posted on 23 August 2006 14:01 by Mark

English Food Box

Goodness me these blog entries are getting to be almost weekly!  Hope the quantity isn't diminishing the undoubted quality too much (haha)!  This week, the aforementioned English Food Box was bought.  This is what it comprises so far (with two English cheeses to be added a few days before we move to France):

Coconut milk x 3
Baked beans x 4
Tinned ravioli x 2
Corned beef x 2
Old Speckled Hen x 8
Salad cream
Brown sauce
Worcestershire sauce
English mustard
Curry powder x 2
Soy sauce
Curry paste x 3
Cornflakes
Bran Flakes
Chilli sauce
Earl Grey teabags

Now, obviously I'll mostly be cooking the finest French provincial Lizzy David-inspired nosh, but there is always a time and a place in life, or at least in my life, for a corned beef and tomato sandwich, which tastes all the better in a French baguette, so I make no apologies.....

On the subject of food, Squidge (partner-in-emigration) is planning to revoke her long-held vegetarian beliefs when she becomes a French resident, an occasion to be marked by her eating a ceremonial steak on the final ferry crossing.  Whether or not this bold move back to the sins of the flesh will see her laid up in bed, stomach unable to cope, when we're supposed to be househunting is open to debate, but her mind is made up.  The thought of eating omelette nature et frites at every restaurant she ever uses from now on was too much to bear. 

(Hmmm, I wonder if I'll get a few stray Googlers reading the blog by placing phrases like 'sins of the flesh' and 'laid up in bed' next to each other......)

However, despite this carnivorous trend, veg is set to play a significant part in our new life.  We've been trying to find out what, if anything, will come up in our patch in the Vendée over winter if we plant it in the first few days of October.  We've got seeds of a type/breed/strain (?!) of radish whose packet reassuringly proclaims that they'll spring up from December onwards.  As I'm sure is apparent, I know nothing about this sort of thing, but I've never seen radishes growing anywhere in winter, so I'm sceptical.  My father, who is certainly not new to any of this, scoffed at the very notion, giving us a look of horror, disbelief and disdain.  Well, they're going in - and we'll see who's right!  If I'm not in a position to serve him home grown radishes with his Christmas dinner when he and my mother come to stay in December, I'll get some flown in at vast expense and just fib.  I also hope he won't notice when his 'turkey' has a suspiciously corned beefy quality to it.      

Not much else to report at the moment really.  Excitement is growing with an unbelievable 38 DAYS TO GO, and as Cassis found just before his move to France (in a comment he made further down), I'm finding that more and more of my time between Monday and Friday is spent doing things I'm not paid to do!  This afternoon, I'm going to email about 20 immobiliers across the Pyrenees - I'm not sure whether it's best to book appointments with them or just turn up, but hopefully by giving them a bit of notice they can respond one way or the other, if they respond at all!   

I can't remember if I mentioned this previously, but we got a set of Michel Thomas CDs via the Daily Express a while ago, and I've been going through them.  I think they're helping, but I've had to decide whether to unlearn quite a bit of what I already know and start again from scratch using his structures, or adopt a mixture of the two.  I know nothing about the science behind his techniques, but what I've deduced is that he's using sentence structures which are perhaps easier to learn, and possibly correlate more closely to English ones, but have a tendency to sound a little clumsy, and not as elegant as the French I've picked up from school and from French people themselves.   Having said that, he does offer up several invaluable tips and shortcuts, if one can ignore the fact that he sounds a little creepy, almost as creepy as the sycophantic pair of students he's addressing.

Otherwise, we're just counting the days, having exhausted Cheltenham Blockbuster's rather thin selection of French films. 

More soon.....

A bientot

Comments

# re: English Food Box

29 August 2006 13:27 by Kathy
Oh how I remember the weeks before moving, going to "work" each day and doing all the bureaucratic type things I needed to do and being paid. I'd get quite *** off if soemthing interupted that needed my attention that wasn't France related.

You forgot Marmite! And English T Bags!
Bon Chance

# re: English Food Box

05 September 2006 22:53 by Clair
From a female point of few, I would suggest packing a few choice chocolate items for Squidge. If she, indeed, did fall off the vegetarian wagon and dived in head first to a juicy steak sooner or later her guilt will overwhelm her and she will seek solace the only way a woman knows how....mmmmm chocolate. If memory serves me right they don't honour chocolate too well in France so pack up those kit-kats and mars bars (or my own special fave: double deckers) and leave the proper nosh to when you are well and truly settled.
All the best to you both, hope it goes as planned.
Take care xxx

# re: English Food Box

07 September 2006 17:31 by squidge
Taking on board Kathy's wise words, I will now add the following to our English food list:

buttons
snickers / marathons
boosts
kitkat chunkys
dairy milk bars with nuts in
picnics
curly wurlys
drifters
lions
toffee crisps
topics

I shall take the decision to remove the following items from the box in order to make room for the emergency chocolate:

tinned ravioli
curry sauce
english mustard
chilli sauce

The above choices have been based on the fact that I don't like any of them...... I hope he doesn't notice.

# re: English Food Box

13 September 2006 13:50 by Cassis
Don't forget that you must also sample every variety of Kinder bar when you get here just to see which you like best.

Cassis

# re: English Food Box

17 September 2006 08:00 by Effie
Well hello dear boy...I've really enjoyed reading your blog...and comments re- moving to France as Mr. D. and I are moving to France hopefully in October too...(just waiting for our dates...having purchased a lovely property complete with four goats and a sheep!)
Our new home is in Aquitaine not far from Bergerac...so we're busy busy busy...packing up ready for our new life in la belle France.

I too have been thinking about what English food to take...(has no one thought of opening an English shop somewhere in France?)

For me Marmite is a must...Mr D. hates it...I was introdiced to Marmite and lettuce sandwiches when I was a mere strip of a lass...by my school friend Joy Marshall...(not much wrong with the grey memory matter...even though I'm 65!)...and since then I've always had a jar in the fridge...Marmite and apple sanwiches are great too...in fact Marmite is scrumptious with most salad stuff.

When we were out in France in August...we were pleasantly surprised to see that the supermarkets stocked most of our needs...(well that is everything except Simba our Siamese cat's favorourite cat food.)...and of course the markets are a wonderful source of fresh produce...so I don't think that Mr. D. and I will go hungry...though like Squidge...we tend to favour a more vegetarian diet.

Keep posting your blog...I love your sense of humour.

Bon journee'

Effie

# re: English Food Box

07 October 2006 12:43 by Dave
If you love the contents as in your food box why not stay in UK Surly the idea of a new life in France is new food, new area, new people. Or is it not integration that you are looking for but just another Brit trying to make France a little England as the British are so adept at doing